Y'all's Boy

...And so, in 1970, Carolyn Cheeks Kilpatrick begot her son, Kwame Malik Kilpatrick...soon to be known as Kwame "Between the Cheeks" Kilpatrick by his fellow inmates at the Wayne County Jail.

Pass the Ruffage...er, I Mean Spinach

Back in the day, it was all about "The World According to Garp." Today, my friends, it has sadly turned into "The World According to AARP."

RIP

Weep, all you girls
Who prize good looks and song.
Mustard, the canary, is dead.

--Donald Justice

No Good Dude Goes Unpunished

Sorry for the concern I showed--
And the care….
Sorry for the love letter I sent
And the worries I shared.
Pardon my encouragements,
And all the blind faith I could spare.
And kindly disregard my chaste queries,
Sweet asides that hadn’t a prayer.

How Swede It Is!!!

The Detroit Red Wings: 2007-2008 Stanley Cup Champions.

GO WINGS!

SHREK 'N' SHREW

Hey Tom Brady:

You just got sacked five times, manhandled mercilessly by the New York Giants, and your team lost the Super Bowl and the "Perfect Season" in one fell swoop.

What are you gonna do now?


"I'm going to Bundchen-land, you rummies!"